Findings:

• You're Only Old Once!
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• Only when you're older
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• just kidding
• kidding
• Flax seeds will save your life
• you have to be kidding
• Who is McDonald's kidding?
• Kidding on the square
• Depression is a good thing
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• You've got to be kidding me
• only (user)
• We're Only In It For The Money
• ha ha only serious
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• The only winning move is not to play
• Write only memory
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• speak only when spoken to
• if and only if
• God only knows
• Exit only
• Only child
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
• Only Human
• Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing.
• There is only ONE God
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• Only
• Only in Dreams
• For Professional Use Only
• Only Breath
• They're only words
• If I only had a brain
• Only a Lad
• May your only son strike you down
• Only a matter of time
• Only Slightly a Geek Girl
• Use only as directed
• For recreational use only
• For entertainment purposes only
• Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• There is no suck, only blow
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• It's Only a Paper Moon
• World's Only Corn Palace
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• Something I thought only I thought about
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• Not Heaving from my Ribb'd Breast Only
• Only the good die young
• It only hurts when I breathe
• Choose a password with only X's in it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit
• Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
• Girls who only date jocks
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• For Your Eyes Only
• You Only Live Twice
• Evolution is only a theory
• This is a test, it is only a test
• mathematics is the only science
• Read-Only Memory
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• We only use 10% of our brain
• only the beginning
• There is only one electron
• rage with an intensity rivaled only by the leaf that suddenly floats to the ground
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• Determining if a linked list loops using only two pointers
• Only Fools and Horses
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Honesty is not the best policy. It is the only policy.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Only in Canada
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• Beauty is only skin deep
• My Only Friend
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• History is a lie; fiction is the only truth
• Only Forward
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Your only fault is your humanity
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• I only smoke when I drink
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• If only men would listen!
• Only child: Downside
• The OED's only (stupid) marketing gimmick
• Take only photos, leave only footprints
• credibility is the only real currency
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Dumb laws
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Only a simple computer program
• War, the world's only hygiene
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Eating only rice to get by
• You only live once
• I was only following orders
• the only person in the room
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• Only a fool breaks the two-second rule
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• whose breast only roses adorn
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• Security Code: USA Eyes Only #Everything User / UK Security Civil-3 Defense-5:
• There is only one season in Houston
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• text only
• Some names belong only to you
• The only true freedom is freedom from the heart's desires
• Once and only once
• Once and only once is not just for code
• The Only Hope of Ireland
• ghost shapes seen only in shadow
• Only in Silicon Valley
• Only Jesus can judge me
• We journal only when we hurt
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• There can be only one
• For Official Use Only at the NSA
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• talking can only give you away
• Christmas Is Only Good If You Are A Girl (Boy)
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• The only crime is getting caught
• The only date I never went on
• Only in America
• The only female lumberjack in southern California
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• only when you cannot hear
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• Blue hair isn't only weird-looking; it's wrong
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• For Surface Transport Only
• Only Yesterday
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• i only knew when silence screamed
• Only We Can Prevent Forests
• Words that only have one context
• Love is the Only Law
• Refill Only with Kikkoman
• One Night Only
• Only perl can parse Perl
• We ate sidewalk chalk until dawn, stopping only to cheer on passers by
• only chocolate and raspberries
• Only Companion
• Famous people with only one testicle
• Bodies, for we are only women
• The only constant is change
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• online only /msg (superdoc)
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"

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