Findings:

• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• now I'm down in it
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• Now you're playing with power!
• Now I'm Nothing
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Now coming down, out of this swandive, into your arms
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• like you're blind but still can see
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• You're in our world now
• Now You're Screwed
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• Nowhere to go but down
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• You're not in Guatemala now, Dr. Ropata!
• Now you're thinking with portals
• Now you're on the trolley
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• They're gonna grind you down until you're thin and tired, tired
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I'm Down
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• I'm drowning and you're describing the water
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• You're playing you, now
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Now you're a coder. Dress the part.
• Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• You're the man now, dog!
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• sit down, you're rocking the house
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Windows is now shutting down
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• I'm OK, You're OK
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Being a dickhead
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Butt hinge
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?

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