Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You're going to listen to our Christmas music and you're going to like it!"

• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Collision avoidance technique
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Never look like you're staring
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• It's almost like you're real
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• like you're blind but still can see
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• You're like a brother to me
• You're in our world now
• You're always welcome at our house
• And you're always welcome at our house
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• You're on Christmas with Sal
• going outside
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• Going There
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Going to university
• The joy of going to war
• The Going Of The Battery
• going to the dogs
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• Good Thing Going
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Going A-Travelling
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• Tips for going to the Prom
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• Where Are We Going? And What Are We Doing?
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• When are you going to stop running?
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Going through the motions
• Going Solo
• Going Underground
• Going After Cacciato
• What's going on here?
• You're going the wrong way!
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Going to spend a penny
• Going drag
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Going to The Sun Road
• Going Downhill Fast
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• not running from, but going to
• The Book of Going Forth by Day
• Everything is Going According to Plan (Vse Idet Po Planu)
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Get your juices going
• TGoP: Of Roon, the God of Going
• Going to a ska show
• There's Something Going On
• I'm going to the moon
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• Going For It
• this is how i'm going to die.
• going forward
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• humanity is continuously going through unprecedented changes
• I'm Going Home
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• going nowhere
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• going meta
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Sobering up before going to bed
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Going East
• There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• A Prayer on going into my House
• Going Native
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• I am going to die
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• nocode's going away party
• Russian Christmas Music
• I'm going to Disneyland
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• The goldfish are going to eat you
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Going home
• Going for the sex and the drugs, the rock 'n' roll is a bonus: An E2 Glastonbury Gathering
• This was not my going away party
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Going For A Song
• Going for the One
• Going Amazonian
• Freedonia's going to war
• Guidelines for Exchange Students Going to Hong Kong
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• Why I hate going to the dentist
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Going out with a bang
• The Going
• Hey, how's it going?
• this is it, we're going to die
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Where's Everything going?
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Going by the script when talking to people
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• People who are going to hell
• Going to school with large bags under your eyes
• You wear your hope like Christmas
• Going Away
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• Is she really going out with him?
• Going Gold
• Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
• California is NOT going to fall in the ocean
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet!
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• To Lucasta, on Going to the Wars
• Going Overboard
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Thumbs Up going down
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• The Institute for Going A Bit Red In Helsinki
• I'm Going Crazy
• Going Public
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• Going to Fukuoka
• Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
• Going faster and faster and faster in the 21st Century: An Analyst Essay Contest
• It's going to be fine
• Going My Way?
• Going on a Picnic
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Going Live
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear

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