Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• But my computer really IS possessed
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• like you're blind but still can see
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• But what are they really thinking?
• Sexist jokes
• Not really by the rules, but...
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• you're all really really boring
• The really creepy guy at work you are extremely sexually attracted to
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• Great but obscure pieces of classical music featured in TV commercials
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt weld
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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