Findings:
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- All he left her was alone
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- When he removed his stilton sword from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his ample cock.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- The voice that said yes was mine.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- He Was Only Joking
- At least he was gentle
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He was found
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- he was a punk poet himself
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He believes he has written a poem, yes.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- More than he was willing to give
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He was a cinnamon roll too pure for this world. She was absolute metal.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- That's Just How He Was
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I married him because he was not mean
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- some say he was never here at all
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He Was a Crook
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- The World Was Wide Enough
- Yes!
- Ye Fattale Cheyse
- The Yes Album
- yes (user)
- He's Jack
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- Zheng He
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- And he bought our every word for dollars.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- He smiles but it's not real.
- with the devil wherever he goes
- The Walrus was Paul
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- I was a homeless bum
- That Was The Week That Was
- This Was Your Life
- Since Adam was a boy
- The teachers thought I was insane
- The Day Earth Was Born
- The Haunting That Was Not
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
- If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
- The skyline was beautiful on fire
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- The beggar who was too rich for my money
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
- A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
- This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- She is and was
- The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
- Your husband was a great man
- that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Before the World was Made
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- Why I was Not Popular as a teenager
- Once was enough
- it was ok back then
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Come, Come, Ye Saints
- Necronomicon: To Compound Ye Incense Of Zkauba
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Yes Prime Minister
- Ancient Arrowhead
- He fled
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- He and she are one
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- He searches
- He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- Now he dances to bring her back.
- He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- He lives in my soul
- He's the bread
- you, mourning for what he took
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- Man was created in God's image
- God was created in man's image
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
- Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
- Same as it Ever Was
- Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
- She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
- Raleigh Was Right
- I Was Born Yesterday
- A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
- The state that almost was
- I was Christian for a day
- Hitler was a Rothschild
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- The Girl Was a Guy
- When Frederic Was a Little Lad
- I was a teenage Bukowski
- It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
- Springsteen Was A Pirate
- It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
- An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- I don't think the sun was up
- Abraham Lincoln was a third-party candidate
- 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
- Sex with the Stewards of Gondor was always very lame
- Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
- Cast in the Name of God, Ye Not Guilty
- I am taking the silence as a yes
- I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
- Let Your Heart Answer Yes
- he/she
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
- he tended to forget (user)
- Speak of Cao Cao and he arrives
- He holds things, and he drops things
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