Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Yes, but if you’re asking that kind of question, you’re not going to like the answer"

• If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question
• like you're blind but still can see
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• You're like a brother to me
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• Fringe podcasts have the answers you're looking for
• Never look like you're staring
• Collision avoidance technique
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• It's almost like you're real
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Let Your Heart Answer Yes
• I kind of like doing the dishes
• as if questions have answers
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• A kind of calm like no other
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• You're not from around here, are you?
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• War is hell but men like it
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• But I Like You
• Snappy answers to a weird question
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• answer: all but two
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• There are two kinds of questions: logical and empirical
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• Baby, you're the greatest!
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• you could be asking questions
• Does that answer your question?
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• seek ye not knowledge, but understanding
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Answer to a Child's Question
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• /but what was the question?
• Questions and answers
• Confusing yes or no answers
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
• Kind of Like Spitting
• consulting is kind of like an open relationship
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Question to the Ultimate Answer
• Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
• Questions we will never have answers to
• These aren't the droids you're looking for
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• What question is its own answer?
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Madness drips from the walls like the wax of weeping candles, and written in the residue is the question: Where Are You Now?
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• i trust that this answers all of your questions
• Asking "How are you?" without waiting to hear the answer
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Answers to Course Evaluations Questions
• How it is that we stop asking questions
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Asking good questions
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• not running from, but going to
• Hot pursuit
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Answer in the form of a question
• There is no answer; there is no question
• there is no right answer to the wrong question
• question the question before you contemplate the answer
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• The Answer to What it Sounds Like
• I will not dignify that question with an answer
• Round the Moon: 6: Question and Answer
• Candlelight is the answer to every question
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Where the Graffiti Answers Questions
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Suicide is not the answer! It's the question.
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Answer the question, then question the answer
• Answers to a Young Person's Questions on 9/11/01
• The trick is asking yourself "Why not?", and not listening to the answer
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Leaving nothing but questions
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
• A Slave of the Law: A Case Study Regarding Kant's "An Answer to the Question: What is Enlightenment?"
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• The Overly Answered Question

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