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• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• one learns the most when losing
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• If No One Will Love Me
• Just One Of Those Days
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• The Wild Colonials
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• it's just one of those nights..
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Sometimes With One I Love
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• One learns the most when teaching others
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• From one single idea, everything appeared here
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• She just appeared out of nowhere
• more you swear at the work, the more difficult it will appear to laymen
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• leap and the bridge will appear
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• When the student is ready, the teacher appears
• walking puts you in charge of your own destiny
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Being dead puts everything in perspective
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Just what are we paying for with the 'handling' charge?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Give one a cuff
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Being "in love": Revisited
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• being true to your nature
• Pokemon being the first anime to most Australian children.
• because I love skating bears
• Sometimes there is a value in observing yourself being wrong
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Just in Case
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Running an information technology department is harder than you think
• by heaven I charge thee, speak!
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• I am an IT Department of One.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• I will fill your veins with sand
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Those also serve who stay behind and fill in the Gaps
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Give one a bit
• Give one a stab
• Give one the blanket
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• just because they never bothered to really do
• we just can't give 'em away!
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• title case
• On Being the one who goes away
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• On being in love
• Being an Agent is Their Difficult Job
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Because I love you (in 65 words)
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• just because
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• why being really lonely is sometimes super awesome
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• One Case One Kill
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• The Edwin Smith Papyrus: Case One
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die

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