Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Would you rather have twelve testicles or one testicle the size of a grape-fruit"

• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Would you rather fight a horse-sized chicken or a hundred chicken-sized horses
• Famous people with only one testicle
• Testicle sizes among man and the various ape species
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I would like to have emotions
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• he would have laughed
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• It must have rained or something
• I would have liked thunder when she left
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• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Bernie would have won
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• angel food goodies, or one red light and one green light
• We would return to one another
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Goat tethered to your testicles
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• What pornos would have us believe
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• he would have cried
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• testicle torsion
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Eleven or One
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• You, standing
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I may or may not have been naked
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter twelve
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• One lump or two?
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• Testicle
• undescended testicle
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I have one whole anus
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• you would have been
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• You stole what they would have given you
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Words that only have one context
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Have One On Me
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I could have been one of a two
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• one size fits all
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Cooking for One
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• Be a model or just look like one
• using a sample size of one
• One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)

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