Findings:

• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• turn me on, and leave a scabby body
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• The Last Cop Out
• turn out
• Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out
• when the last opportunity leaves
• I Turned Out a Punk
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Turn the dark cloud inside out
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• I await my turn to leave us behind.
• Leaves Turn Inside You
• The last star in the universe sparkles for a moment, and winks out.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• TURN THAT MOTHER OUT
• And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• first in, last out
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Out of turn
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• Lord, Blow the Moon Out Please
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• Turn On, Tune In, Rock Out
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• It turns out there are lots of badasses out there flipping coins.
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Mills Mess Enlightenment
• Science and the Enlightenment
• sudden enlightenment
• potion of enlightenment
• wand of enlightenment
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• Enlightenment With A Vengeance
• The Age of Enlightenment
• You will not reach enlightenment by reading things
• Enlightenment through Postmodernism
• Education, discipline, and enlightenment in Platonism and Buddhism
• The Individual in the Scientific Revolution and The Enlightenment
• A pigeon's enlightenment
• enLIGHTenment (user)
• Scottish Enlightenment
• Kant and Enlightenment
• The Enlightenment Project
• The Last Angel of History
• The Last Starfighter
• Last call
• Custer's Last Stand
• I know what you did last summer
• Last of the Summer Wine
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• last
• First and Last and Always
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• The Last Unicorn
• The Last Answer
• The Last Supper
• last name
• last resort
• Last Unicorn Games
• The Last Words of Dutch Schultz
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Falling asleep last night
• My last pep rally as a cheerleader
• The Last Temptation
• Jacques de Molay's last words
• Nice guys finish last
• The Last Temptation of Christ
• The Last Continent
• Last place you looked
• Famous Last Words
• last mile
• Our last conversation
• The last fifteen minutes
• Steven's Last Night In Town
• The Last of the Mohicans
• Anarchy can't last
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• good to the last drop
• something I found last night
• Last Ninja
• Last dance of a universe
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• First Line, Last Line
• The last pure blooded Kaw Indian
• Thomas Edison's last breath
• Observed on a walk on the last day of April
• Last Night of the Proms
• Last Tango In Paris
• Rubik's Cube: Position last 4 edges
• The Last Word
• Mentor's Last Words
• The Last Rose of Summer
• The last cigarette before you quit smoking
• The last cigarette before you start smoking again
• Last Kiss
• Dreams last for so long
• The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
• Taking your fiance's last name
• When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloom'd
• Last Great American Whale
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Trucker, a Portrait of the Last American Cowboy
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• The Last of the Famous International Playboys
• The Last Time I Saw Richard
• The Last Laugh
• Last Dance
• The Last Broadcast
• The Last Leaf
• The Last of the Dragons
• More hips!
• Last Chance to See
• the last boyscout (user)
• Last Man Standing
• The Last Generation
• That last dance is still in my head
• Which cat fell off last?
• How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
• My Last Farewell
• Last Breath
• The Last 1%
• Built to Last
• Nothing lasts.
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• The last foreign owned convenience store and other things that are still beautiful
• You mean the me that you would be
• Last year's bitter loving must remain
• Dick's Last Resort
• The Last Post at Menin Gate
• The last winking Virgin
• The Last of the Spirits
• Emma Blowgun's Last Stand
• A Last Confession
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• Last Known Good

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