Findings:

• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would like to have emotions
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Something I Can Never Have
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• Half-sour pickle
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• you would have been
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Would you like a doughnut?
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I would like to bring you here
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Just to see what it would be like
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• You, standing
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• he would have cried
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• what would you like?
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Would you like to try a sample?
• Would you like fries with that?
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• I would like to buy you a drink
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Life, or something like it
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Would you eat a pesticide?
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Soup that eats like a meal
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Bernie would have won
• he would have laughed
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• It must have rained or something
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• If you would like to contact DMan
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Mind without body
• I need something like smoking
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I would like
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Would you like to know more?
• Would you like an OS with that?
• serendipity, or something like it
• something like this
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Eat like a hummingbird, smoke like a dragon.
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Something that may have changed my life...
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• What pornos would have us believe
• You stole what they would have given you
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• How to eat a banana like a chimp
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• What is it like to have a soul?
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• I never thought it would be like this
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• What it's like to have a community
• What it's like to have cancer
• we eat all together like a family

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