Findings:

• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• Why men like women's breasts
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Why do women like motorbikes?
• Men are the great romantics, the dreamers and fools. Women are realists.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• Why shouldn't men look at women's breasts?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• What luck for rulers that men do not think.
• You always feel it when I go
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• Men did not always like large breasts
• May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Ways men evaluate women
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Long-haired men and short-haired women
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Where I go when I masturbate
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• "Do Not Cheer, Men Are Dying," Said Capt. Phillips, In The Spanish-American War
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• And had to do with goblin merchant men
• What do you see when you look up?
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Why are men always expected to make the first move?
• Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• The inherent nature of men and women
• When grown men cry
• Men seek effortless sex, women seek the chase
• Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• When sex hurts (women)
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When sex hurts (Men)
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• When you cut yourself shaving
• When I play hide and seek, I always win
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• The difference between men and women
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Men make more money than women
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• What to do when your brakes fail
• Men vs Women
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Forget women - here's what men want
• Why women like the smell of men
• Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
• Women, Men, and God in The Book of Genesis
• Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love
• Men are 5, Women are 6
• Women are writing what men used to write and men are writing what women used to write
• Women, men, and the bad scientific study of the week
• Men and women are fundamentally different
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• How do men touch you?
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• What to do when your car breaks down
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• The evil that men do
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Where do young men go to dissipate?
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• How do women's dress sizes work?
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Why do we always whisper in the dark?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Why birds fly in "V" formation
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• I'm always breathless when you call
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• Women are turned on verbally, men are turned on visually
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The delicate women do not want to dance
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Are Men and Women Really Equal?
• Judging women by their books
• Men and Women
• The Marine Corps 3X Fitness Program For Men and Women
• Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
• How many men/women masturbate?
• Men are stupid, women are evil, food is good
• Why Women Are Always Cold
• The door is always open
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• I always loved the smell of dying candles
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• I have always been burning
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Three horrible old women and a monkey
• Popular wisdom to the contrary, it's not always the right time for sushi
• The dream is always the same...
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The rain wasn't always kind
• I remember, I always will
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow

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