Findings:

• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Will You Stop Helping Me!
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• maybe everything will work out after all
• will you take me with you when you go?
• Human beings will believe anything
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Eight hours for work, eight hours for sleep, eight hours for what we will
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• People will steal anything
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Stoners will smoke anything
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• I will not, for anything, repeat the past
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• You will not remember me at all
• Me and Will
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• feline allergies
• nobody will let me start a country
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• the will to work
• more you swear at the work, the more difficult it will appear to laymen
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• You people will trash anything.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Don't work at a golf course
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Will I ever know?
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• Ask Me Anything
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I won't ever understand me
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Don't you ever go to work?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• doesn't look like anything to me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• ender will save me (user)
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• My New York will die with me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• If No One Will Love Me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Trouble Will Find Me
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Your Method Works
• anything muppet
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• pineapple is good on anything
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• It's not supposed to be anything
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• You can survive anything
• I'll do anything to pass
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• why I think I can't do anything
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.

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