Findings:

• Why poems are like babies...
• A baby's eyes attract attention like television
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• thinking for two and the baby on the way
• Coney Island Baby
• Cosmic Baby
• Baby Igor's Song
• How babies get around
• Baby in a handkerchief
• The Water Babies
• Baby Wants Gravy
• baby blue (user)
• Baby Got Back
• my baby takes the morning train
• Sauron Should've Used Babies!
• There was a baby in China
• Baby Jesus statue stolen from nativity
• Cake Like
• like ships in the night
• joy is like curing hiccups
• I don't like moving.
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• DSL is like heroin
• Just like tomato soup
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• This is what it sounds like
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• What's It Like to Live on Death Row?
• ghost like casper
• e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• I like spam
• Why women like the smell of men
• O grant that like to Peter I
• She is like an onion
• I Like Guns (user)
• Nothing says hardcore like Kansas in January: an Everything, Kansas proof of concept
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• We Drink War Like Water
• What it feels like on bare skin
• Living Like Weasels
• The realization that you are hopelessly alone is like searching for the glasses perched on your nose
• How to raise your child like a warrior
• What a Treatment Center is Like
• Los Angeles feels like cyclothymia
• No Fool Like and Old Fool
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• There's a reason why the pus from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• do you like it
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• you just hauntin 'round like a shadow now
• Genderflip this and you won't like it: Part II
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• wander off into otherness
• White Trash Poem
• Poem for Leonard Cohen and other gentlemen sinners
• Mortice's poems
• The Harp-Weaver and Other Poems
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Why was my poem nuked?
• Traditional Poems from the Bureau of Song
• A Love Poem for Galileo and Men Who Stare at Stars
• The dingo's got my baby!
• The baby in Chairman Mao's arms
• baby teeth
• Baby Herman
• Bootleg Babies
• Baby bottle
• Giving a bottle to a breastfed baby
• Roast potatoes with salmon and exploding baby tomatoes
• emz baby (user)
• The Devil Baby of Hull House
• lullabye for anchor baby
• Punches and Sorrow and Baby I Swear
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• I do not like doctors
• Like a Dream
• As You Like It I.ii
• I like cock
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• What does nuclear fusion smell like?
• Time flies like an arrow
• voting is like judging skating
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• love like a knife
• Time is like a solvent
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• I like my job
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• Your bitter victory cuts like a knife
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• What do theorems look like?
• I like this. It's pretty.
• I saw everything arrange itself backwards; I liked it
• Perfections like you
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• The fire in the sky, the fire in your hand, the sad songs without bodies, surrounding us like ghosts
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Beautiful and sick, like oak apples
• She tasted like whiskey and blood and cemetery dirt.
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• Life is like a boat
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Like Brilliant
• white chocolate tastes like easter
• She tastes like gingerbread, too.
• E2 is like a broken simile
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIII
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• and now it's gone like a dream
• he's like someone living in a dream
• Official Everything2 Poem
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Three Hundred Tang Poems
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• Death Poem of Toyotomi Hideyoshi
• Two letter poem
• my favourite bad poem
• hasta la vista, baby
• Hard-code me, baby!
• Baby on Board
• Rock-a-bye Baby
• Baby Jesus (user)
• baby (user)
• Bye-Bye -- Baby!
• baby bust
• Million Dollar Baby
• baby boo 07 (user)
• Baby I Was Lonely (user)
• baby shrimp
• My dreams could give you nightmares, baby.
• It's Like, You Know...
• Like there's no tomorrow
• Webster 1913 sounding like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
• Mommy, why are those ducks wrestling like that?
• Describing feelings with words is like playing the piano with a baseball bat
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• When I get like this
• Just Like Heaven
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Do you like me?
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• off like a bride's nightie
• Religion is like an old pair of shoes
• Feel Like A Stranger
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron
• You Gotta Walk It Like You Talk It
• How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
• Do You Like My Tight Sweater?
• You wear your hope like Christmas
• We Use Words Like Mackadocious
• My love is like
• I like to kick people with my fists
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Hard like fucking stone
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• All poets like to kick
• Sweet like a lemon

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