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• Why poems are like babies...
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• A baby's eyes attract attention like television
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• Wearing the reminders of past dates like cheap jewelry
• Reasons I like pornography
• Like 'a Day
• Like a Hard Rain
• All religions are not like Christianity
• Like a diamond etches glass
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Tasty like a raindrop
• Eyes like extinguished paper lanterns
• Pretty like fire
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I would like to buy you a drink
• Walking down the street at night, buzzing like a transformer
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• A face like a slapped arse
• How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
• railed like a red coal train
• Psst! Johnny likes Jenny! Pass it on!
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Ripped like Jesus
• I wanna burn with you like coal smoke sunsets over fields of eels
• Fireflies are like stars on Earth
• Biblical hebrew is nothing like sex
• His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• It's not like you are on stage
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• Valium tastes like home
• Broken like me
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Aussie love poem
• a poem for a poem
• You, standing
• Poems (user)
• dress the pretty lady, write the stories, design the poems
• Four sad poems about plants
• sammy baby (user)
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• Baby, Baby, Baby
• Baby Doll
• Baby Cham
• Jemmie baby (user)
• What's Become of the Baby
• How to burp a baby
• baby love (user)
• logarithm baby
• Superb Owl Babies
• Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
• Spies Like Us
• insulting people you like
• Why men like women's breasts
• Throws like a girl
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• My aunt doesn't like them
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• What did Jesus look like?
• What jail is like
• Reprint what you like
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• New York's Alright if You Like Saxophones
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• I would like to have emotions
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• You tasted like a gumdrop, lemon lime
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Party like it's the end of the world
• Republican Like Me
• Almost Like a Whale?
• These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Is this what it feels like to heal?
• Like a series of broken falls
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• smile like ashes and grey clouds
• Do You Like My Wang?
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• these relics rise like steam and each disseminate encircling like a halo'd trajectory, a common crowd, assembling
• Everything is a bit like everything else
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Like walking straight into a mindfield.
• listen (a perl poem)
• Found Poem
• Two Sunflower Poems
• The Ring Poem in German
• Poem for a Northside girl
• With a Whimper (poem)
• Beanie Baby
• Baby Bells
• Where do babies come from?
• Baby steps
• Down Down Baby
• Baby Fox (user)
• Baby's Got a Temper
• Blackout baby boom
• baby corn
• baby sit
• baby daddy
• Baby of the House
• Stuck Rubber Baby
• Lovin' you like rubbers
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• As You Like It II.ii
• Act like you know
• I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Bottles Like Promises
• Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• I just couldn't work like that
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I liked their early stuff
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Swallowed, like sleep
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I like the color of your skin
• My heart is like a bird in the wounded night
• No time like the present
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• Hot pursuit
• A City Much Like San Francisco
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• We get tangled up like wires
• Twinkle, twinkle, like a star. Does love flourish from afar?
• like a greasy chip butty
• There's no place like homenode
• How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
• dreams that come sporadically in the night like Viking longships to burn you to the ground and steal your rationality
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• do you like it
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• you just hauntin 'round like a shadow now
• Genderflip this and you won't like it: Part II
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• covered with minute grains, appearing like a fine sand
• tone poem
• Willow Poem

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