Findings:

• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• From People Out on Dishes and Everything in the Ocean:
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• Technical requests from nontechnical people
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Quotes from sleeping people
• Second open letter from Saddam Hussein to the peoples of the United States
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• From stars just out of reach
• Walking out of other people's prisons
• How to scare the hell out of people using flour
• Multiple Personality Disorder from the Inside Out
• Things that hang from people's mirrors
• From the inside looking out
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• The people from work table
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• People just expect things from me
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• Things people in movies throw out with impunity
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• Big Questions from Little People
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
• Fighting the system from the inside out
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• And then I crawled out from under the table
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• Famous People from Sheffield
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• How to break your neck and freak people out
• Crazy people hanging out at the Carousel
• meeting people out of context
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• I suggest you ship out your stress
• you, radiating out among the crush of people
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• Ask Jeeves
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• Asking for a favor
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask Me Why
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• you asked for it
• They asked me to write a letter
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I will ask them all their dreams
• ask (user)
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Ask price
• bid/ask spread
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• an ache you would ask for
• Somebody once asked me...
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Ask Me Anything
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• I asked her not to forget me
• Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Don't ask
• to stress the magnificence of the universe
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• One Man Asked In Anger
• That moment before she asked
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• breathe and ask questions
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• I never asked to be born you know
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)

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