Findings:

• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It could have been me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Dogs that have owned me
• She told me she wouldn't
• You have no power over me
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• What the dust told me
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
• Snickers told me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• We Have Marched Through This Before
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• People have fucked up before
• What have you done for me lately?
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• you have me at a disadvantage
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• The stone that told me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Tell him, she told me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Chicago: What my Teacher told me
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• New York City: What my Father told me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• New York City: What my Mother Told Me
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Before you, there was me
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Could you have danced with me?
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Things video games have taught me
• Have One On Me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Before Me
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• tell me what you have in your heart
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• If you told me this never happened
• She told me to say that
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• They grow up. No one told me.
• boss i wish you had told me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Lies my physicists told me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
• New York City: What Jo told me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
• New York City: What my sister told me
• New York City: What Martin told me
• New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
• Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• before common era
• Before the Rain
• Before and After Science
• pearls before swine
• JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
• Cybersex before it was cool
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• Ground rush
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Wei Chi, before completion
• Think before you speak
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Before Choice Disturbs Poem
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• the days before porn
• A buddha before history
• RFC 1882
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• Before you ask a question
• Before Night Falls
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• The Night Before
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• Service Before Self
• Before Time Was
• A Love Before Time
• before the mast
• naked before you
• Shake Before Using...
• We've heard it all before
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• Just a word before tomorrow
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• Sobering up before going to bed
• My life closed twice before its close
• The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
• color photography before color film

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