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• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• BLACK HOLE NEEDS CASH
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I've frequently not been on boats
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Black Holes and Timewarps
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• What have you been smoking?
• Black Hole of Calcutta
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I've been crowned the king of it
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Falling into a Black Hole
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Men in Black
• Black Hole Brain (user)
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Black Hole Records
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I've been a woman for too long
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• you have never been safe
• The Black Hole
• Black Hole Personality
• I know I have been dreaming
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• black hole
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• super-massive black hole
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• How to build a computer out of black holes
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• black hole entropy
• Black holes are where God divided by zero
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• Black Hole Sun
• Advice I have been given about girls
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I've Been Tired
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• you would have been
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I've been working on my homework
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• retail black hole
• restaurant black hole
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I've been expecting you
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• How to make a black hole
• black hole evaporation
• Men in Black II
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Songs From the Black Hole
• Black Hole Era
• Reissner-Nordstrom black hole
• I've been here for 5 hours
• Movies that should have been books first
• I have just been shot
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• AES may have been broken
• I've Never Been to Me
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I've been smoking ever since
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• I've been trying to count the stars
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I've been waiting forever
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I've been searching
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I could have been Canadian
• I could have been one of a two
• I've been dead a long time
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I’ve been completed
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• i have been burning for so long
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been on the net (user)
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed

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