Findings:
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- just because they never bothered to really do
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Just because it happened to you
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- Can't we all just get along?
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I care because you do
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
- What do you have that you did not receive?
- Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
- Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
- Did my pussy just run into you?
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- I smile just because you exist
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- because it wasn't just the air
- Why didn't you just get a dog?
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Did I do that?
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
- What did you do for your mother today?
- Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- "Dude! How did you get that tone?": Guitar Effects Pedals and Processors (category)
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Do you want to get slapped?
- That which I should have done I did not do
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- Just to Get it Out . . .
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- You just don't get it
- Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Because I do not want to forget
- Can we all just get along?
- Where did you get that hat?
- They did so because they believed they could.
- Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- I did not get the news
- Daddy, what did you do in the Great War?
- Did Dionysus do the right thing?
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- just because
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- What the Hell Did I Just Read
- When did the World get so old?
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- Craving a smoke
- Just Do It
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- Why do you want to get married?
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- How do you get there?
- Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
- Things to do when technology gets here
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Rape committed by women
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Let's get just one thing straight
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
- Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Because I dig you
- Because I say so
- Because it's wrong
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Because that would make sense
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Just Egg
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- because I love skating bears
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- Because I love you
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Because, not in spite of
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Because I lived in Paradise
- You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
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