Findings:

• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• It can't rain all the time
• The First Time I Saw a Person Die
• Wake up... Time to die!
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Why more people should use the color brown
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Time to die
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Verizon should spend more time fixing its network and less money on lawyers dot com
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Why can't I die?
• Why people die on the toilet
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• It's Time for Me to Die
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• 300% of something is NOT three times more!
• Hard Times Come Again No More
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Dead men can't die
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• One More Time
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• call me garbage one more time
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• people die every day
• People die
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Crystal Meth and the retail market
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Old people die
• When you kill people they die
• Where people go when people die
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• People don't flail when they die
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• The time you live in is the time you die in
• Ground rush
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• how many more must die?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Why are other people's beds more comfortable?
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• Baby One More Time
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Canted
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• Anarchy can't last
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't wake up
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Dammit! I can't win
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• I can't feel my legs
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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