Findings:

• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• What girls aren't taught
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• oh, aren't we tough in the morning
• aren't we posh
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• When five senses aren't enough
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
• You aren't better than human
• Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Nodeshells aren't compelling!
• Blacks Aren't Crazy
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• things aren't as pretty on the inside
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Birds Aren't Real
• here
• You're not from around here, are you?
• Wish You Were Here
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• You can't get there from here
• Kilroy was here
• Right Here, Right Now
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Strangeways, Here We Come
• click here
• Why are you here?
• Why you are the most important person here
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Here kitty kitty
• Do you work here?
• Too Funky in Here
• Your Name Here Stadium
• Here Comes Your Man
• Why are we here?
• Lafayette, we are here
• Not Invented Here
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
• Round Here
• Who died here?
• The (Insert Party Here) Agenda
• you are here
• Stay here with me
• The Big Bang happened here
• Put Your Hand Here
• You are here. We are not.
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• I see no X here
• Here I come to save the day!
• Here comes the rain again
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• Don't piss here
• Be Here Now
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Here We Have Idaho
• Here Comes the Sun
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• The Distance to Here
• Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush
• Here is Greenwood
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Here's my number, call me
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Right here and now
• Lying Here Upon the Floor
• overpaid, oversexed and over here
• Now here it is, your moment of Zen
• I just work here
• If you'll form a line here, the tour starts in ten minutes
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Sixteen
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Here be Cows
• Here Be Dragons
• Here is my father, here is something I regret
• Here and Now
• Right here
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• I can't get comfortable here
• Suddenly Here on the Grass
• What's going on here?
• Insensitivity is here to stay
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• Who are you, and what are you doing here?
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Here I am World
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'm Still Here
• Here on Earth
• Here Come the Warm Jets
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• From Here to Eternity
• You're so come here go away
• Here I am again
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• lying here with no one near
• Here in the brilliant sun we jostle
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• Here All Alone in Silence
• Do you come here often?
• Here's Looking At You
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• here file
• You were here when I fell asleep
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Is there a problem, (insert title here)?
• Here At the Western World
• It Can't Happen Here
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Tonic water: A rare commodity here in these parts
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"

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