Findings:

• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Heaven is hotter than Hell
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• better than the best
• Better Than Bouillon
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• heaven turned hell
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Heaven and Hell
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Things that are better than sex
• better than Radiohead
• Better him than me
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Heaven is a good room in Hell
• better than half my insides
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• It doesn't get any better than this
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Why cats are better than dogs
• A better model than the one at data general
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• A determination to do better than
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• The Marriage of Heaven and Hell
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• No heaven. No hell. Just science.
• Hotter than Hell's hinges
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• I may not go to Heaven, I hope you go to Hell
• better than a living will
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• Some Days are Better than Others
• all other times are better than 6 am
• What Everything does better than anything else
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Original better than the sequel
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Better safe than sorry
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• better than natural
• Tickling is better than sex
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• better than 2 (user)
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Indigenous people are better than you
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Better than Sex
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• Better than kicking him into next week
• for() is better than while()
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• You aren't better than human
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Better blatant than latent
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• Like the coldest winter chill, heaven beside you (hell within)
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• Heavier Than Heaven
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• The problem of the least deserving person in Hell and the least deserving person in Heaven
• Better Than Garbo
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Why Heaven and Hell Cannot Exist
• Rebeca Martinez
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• What can be better than that?
• leave it better than you found it
• Better Than Chocolate
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• better off with him than here with me
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• better, faster, cheaper
• I look better when I am wet
• Music was better in the old days
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• six steps to better software
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• Better the devil you know
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• You had better...!!!
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)

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