I went to a Catholic
, which I really hated. At the time, it seemed like Hell
. Looking back on it though, it probably wasn't that bad. Yes, it was strict
. I remember getting a detention and having to write a four page essay after speaking during assembly
. This was pretty harsh at that age, I thought.
The school used to be an all girls school and they had only recently allowed boys in. This meant that I was one of six boys in my year and they managed to suspend one of them by the end. Looking back on it, if only my secondary school had as many girls, when I could appreciate them a bit more... anyway, not to be.
I remember getting very annoyed at the Headmistress one day when I was told that I had to get some non-marking shoes
so that they would not mark the floors. Since my parents had only bought the shoes the day before, I told her that she could piss-off if she thought that I was going to tell them to buy some new shoes.... Anyway, after phoning my parents to tell them that I had told her to eff off
I went home to face the wrath of my parents. I had to write an apology to her and ended up getting, I think 30 lines. Not bad, I had got more for talking in assembly... weird huh. However one of my friends wasn't so lucky since he'd not apologised for doing something and was
made to stand in her office at lunch for like a week or two.
The boys were not allowed to sit with each other in class or at lunch and so were given seats that we had to occupy so that we could not talk to each other, since apparently something evil would happen if we did, I don't know, Satan himself might be summoned or something... despite all this, they did have a head boy, etc. I remember being made deputy head boy, which was nice however it turned out that I had to go round in the morning and sort out all the points for each house, etc, even when they reward you, it's only so that they can throw some more shit at you. I remember having my badge taken off me and forcing them to give it back since otherwise I would not do my duties, which seemed fair. Catholic school at least gave me tuition in being manipulative, lying and telling people what to do. I'm not entirely sure if that was the objective, but that is what I learnt in order to stay out of trouble.
Looking back, it was not as bad as all that. I made some good friends and got a good education, but I remember really hating it at the time. I think that a lot of it for me was having to move to a different school. I admit that the punishments handed out there do not appear to have been greater than those at any other type of school, but they are the only experience that I have. No child wants any punishment and will resent it, since the wider implications are not understood at that age.