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• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• 2013 United States Government Shutdown
• Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Know your pets
• You stole what they would have given you
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• he would have cried
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I would like to have emotions
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Half-sour pickle
• The dog who would not come in
• The dog who would not beg
• Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• A short history of United States government efforts to combat the Great Recession
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Type A blood
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• What pornos would have us believe
• Using a command line
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Actors who have played Hitler
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• you would have been
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• he would have laughed
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Bernie would have won
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Presidents of the United States who previously were Mayors
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• The dog who would not back off
• The dog who would not move
• Who Would True Valour See
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• United States Government
• Who would win in a fight between Chewbacca & Bigfoot?
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• you shouldn't have gone spam everything2
• benevolent dictatorship
• military dictatorship in Brazil
• Everything2 Crypto Project
• Official Everything2 Poem
• Everything2 as a sado-masochistic organization
• everything2 (user)
• Everything2 medical disclaimer
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Everything2 support for sirc
• What is Everything2?
• Everything2 URL Interface
• Bugnosis Analysis of Everything2
• Helping Everything2/Perl Monks/AnimeFu
• Everything2 Almanac
• How to beat Everything2
• Everything2 is decadent and depraved
• Everything2 Adventurers and Explorers
• Advanced Everything2 the Role Playing Game
• Everything2 in the Pages of Cool
• Mozilla Everything2 Search Plugin
• Crack RC5-72 with the Everything2 team (document)
• Everything2 Hubs
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• You mean the me that you would be
• How to cite your sources on Everything2
• Everything2 Copyright and Fair Use FAQ
• Adding Public Domain Materials to Everything2
• Using languages other than English on Everything2
• Everything2 Quests and Contests
• The Webster1913 Dictionary on Everything2
• Everything2 Help
• Everything2 Glossary
• Draft Everything2 Terms of Service (document)
• Everything2 Gatherings: 2008
• Draft Everything2 Terms of Service response
• Everything2 Elsewhere (superdoc)
• Everything2 as experience
• Why I love Everything2
• Everything2 Gatherings: 2009
• Email address verification for Everything2 (mail)
• E2 Podcast Season 1, Episode 1 (podcast)
• The Everything2 Voting/Experience System (superdoc)
• Optimizing Everything2 for search engines
• Everything2 Chatterbox Commands
• The Power Structure of Everything2 (node_forward)
• Everything2 html structure
• The four basic types of internal links on Everything2 (node_forward)
• linking on Everything2 (node_forward)
• The Everything2 Ten-Year Anniversary Contest for Fun and Awesomeness
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• Everything2 Decaversary Interviews
• Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: nate
• Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: RACECAR
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: Monkeylover

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