Findings:

• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• What was stolen by someone else
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Old man who lived by the crick
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Judging women by their books
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• When Adam delved and Eve span, Who was then the gentleman?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• A Woman Who Never Was
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• that starfish that you threw back in the sea was already dead and the parent seagull had nothing to take to the newly hatched chicks who then starved
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• The Who By Numbers
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I was raised by the French government
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• my great-grandmother was a Cherokee princess
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• is this a thing that was forgotten or something else?
• what once I was
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• This was the way bodies were meant to behave
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• cat haters
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• She Who Is
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Lord, Guard and Guide the Men Who Fly
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• we who are about to die salute you
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Go by hand
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• David Merrick
• Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses
• Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
• Who's Harry Crumb?
• Amidala Got Back
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Identifying a Music Record by the Grooves
• Who's counting?
• Sensei's recipes
• Who owns the moon?
• Fly by Night
• Who Needs Sleep?
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• Paper, who covers Rock
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• Who are wise in love, love most, say least
• Proof by intimidation
• Napster to filter by filename
• The boy who couldn't look at himself
• Why My Brother Is Wanted For Questioning By The United Nations: I
• Who shit on the coats?
• Extracting Aluminium by electrolysis
• The Men Who Stare at Berhardt Goats
• Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VIII-B
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• A Jared by any other name
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• Who I Am
• One if by land, two if by sea
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Vaccines created by transplanting genes
• Speech by Pope Urban II (1095)
• Query by Example
• Missed you by ten years - Sorry
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Wonderland By Night
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• We grow by choosing what we keep and what we leave behind.
• seduced by sky
• pictures of a sculpture since consumed by the elements
• Divination by eraser flipping
• Omnientheism as related by JahSun and Cristorly
• Touched By Venom
• By the Pool
• The Circumnavigation of Africa by Necho II
• Barnacle goose
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• When I was your age
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• Willie was a chemist
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• Penis wa ge sik
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
• The rest was not perfected
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• She is and was
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• every noder was once a normal human

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