Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Who was actually one of the Morrow Days who WANTED to release the Will and give the Key to the new heir, but was cursed with uncontrollable gluttony by the others and turned into a whale with endless hunger"

• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• every secret thing was made by some one
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The Man Who Was (user)
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• A Woman Who Never Was
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• The Day the World was about to End
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Who needs a day job?
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• I was Christian for a day
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was a father for a few days
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• The day I was showering with two black men
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• But who codes the coders?
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Your name is a synonym with betrayal, and I will curse it till the day I die
• The day I realized what being alive was
• There was a cold day
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• The Day Earth Was Born
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• And in those days was armageddon
• Food was purer in the good old days
• One day we will burn
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Upon the hills where day was done
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• /but what was the question?
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• Who Is Stealing the 12 Days of Christmas?
• I washed dishes with the Chinese FBI then was an extra in a cursed movie
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• What was stolen by someone else
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Music was better in the old days
• we can give up, but the world never will
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs

If you Log in you could create a "Who was actually one of the Morrow Days who WANTED to release the Will and give the Key to the new heir, but was cursed with uncontrollable gluttony by the others and turned into a whale with endless hunger" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.