Findings:

• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Dead links in writeups
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• We get tangled up like wires
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• How to get your stuff voted up
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• Human Craig gets morning sickness
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• Getting up on a Saturday morning
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• five will get you ten
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Everybody Get Up
• The Get Up Kids
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• What gets us out of bed in the morning
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
• The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
• Who gets to decide?
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Guide to getting up in the morning
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• Get Up, Stand Up
• Get it up
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Men Who Dig Up History
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Jack Gets Up
• Five Up
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Exactly Where I'm At
• pi is exactly 3
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• Exactly old enough, exactly young enough
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• Everyday Is Exactly the Same
• five
• Ben Folds Five
• Slaughterhouse Five
• The Jackson Five
• Rosy Palm and her five daughters
• Dave Clark Five
• Five Iron Frenzy
• Party of five
• This message will self-destruct in five seconds
• Average Land Speed of Animals
• The Jackson Five Alpha-Bits commercials
• Five Ways
• dualing fives
• five finger discount
• five minutes ago
• The Five Gospels
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• A Book of Five Rings
• Five of Wands
• Who we Meet, Who we Remember
• Five points gangs
• High five
• Five Pillars of Islam
• Zakat
• old chestnut: five men, houses, colors, nationalities, beverages, cigars, and pets
• answer: five man, houses, colors, nationalities, beverages, cigars, and pets
• Five Aggregates
• Live at Five
• Law of Fives
• The SAS five second knockout
• Transona Five
• The Story of the Three Calenders, Sons of Kings, and of Five Ladies of Bagdad
• Five Little Pigs
• Five Element Theory
• Five Star
• The Reluctant Dragon: Part Five
• Five of Swords
• The five stages of hangover
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• Five Easy Pieces
• The Five Chinese Brothers
• Savoy Big Five
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Five Powers
• The Five Orange Pips
• Take Five
• Five Musicians
• The Famous Five
• Five Go Mad in Dorset
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Five
• Cunnilingus FAQ: Section Five
• radio five live
• The Five Precepts
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter five
• the five groups of Existence
• full fathom five
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• The Five Basic Responses
• Fox Force Five
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• Five Kernels of Corn
• five string bass
• Winter's Tale V.i
• Five of Pentacles
• Winter's Tale V.ii
• Winter's Tale V.iii
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• Five For Fighting
• Five Jive with Elmo Hammer
• When I was five
• Mixing Memory and Desire: Five
• Fatal Five
• How many beans make five?
• Five Civilized Tribes
• Big Five
• The Game of Fives
• Battle of Five Armies
• Facts In Five
• Five Fingers of Funk
• five and a half minute hallway
• and I claim my five pounds
• five gold rings
• Scooby-Doo and the Five Colleges
• Five Superheroes we REALLY need

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