Findings:
- How to become a person who eats vegetables
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
- I could do without it, if I knew what it was
- first person plural
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- Why dogs eat grass
- Psychology in Multiplayer First Person games
- the person who loves to learn
- I was a homeless bum
- Who's on first?
- Everything you're not supposed to do
- A story about a person I do not know
- Who do you love?
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
- The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Cain was the first technologist
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- Lando was supposed to die
- If I was a good person
- My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
- Do not eat
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- who do you think you are?
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- Who eats what (e2poll)
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- like nothing ever was
- First Person Shooter
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Adam really was the first man
- Who made the first bread?
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
- Renee was a princess (person) mp3 (recording)
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- You, standing
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- what the fuck am I supposed to do?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- Do it right the first time
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
- Eat the eyes first
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
- Dischord Recording Artists
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The first bear I ever saw
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- On being the first person to finish a test
- Person First Language
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- First person authority
- Who Came First
- The first time I knew I was different
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- There was a time when I was a better person
- It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
- Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
- The sort of person who watches porn for the romance
- I am that person I was watching
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Where's the kaboom?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- The First Time I Saw a Person Die
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- First Statement of Ti and Do
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- It was all I could do not to cry
- Do I dare to eat a peach?
- "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
- Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- It was the least I could do
- Helping a loved one with depression
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
- Those who can't do, teach
- Do muskrats eat ducks?
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- It is not surprising that the Toorkmens do not eat these thin horses.
- DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Do you still want your first universe?
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
- crystal eats her grilled cheese sandwiches with ketchup hearts
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- Who shall we eat?
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- It was the right thing to do.
- Same as it Ever Was
- Dick Green
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Was it ever there?
- The first dollar I ever made
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- All you ever did was let it happen
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
- First rule of dating: do not date the ascendant Buddha
- First person
- Stealth first person shooter
- the first person "you"
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
- Who Moved My Cheese?
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