Findings:

• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• these are the wolves who run all night
• They think it's all over
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Not All Who Are Lost, Wandered.
• Déjà Vu All Over Again: Unoriginality in Hollywood
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Gravy All Over
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Type A blood
• a total loss of control over her life
• The goo-lamp that took over my life
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• That punker chick who saved my life
• Does God care who wins?
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Life is half over at age 10
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• life sucks (user)
• Who Cares A Lot
• I must have waited all my life for this
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• You let the walking wounded through the door and it's all over
• Looking all over Hell's half acre
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• All Over the Guy
• All over the place
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• All over
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• Walk all over
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• People Are Alike All Over
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• We are all extras in some famous person's life.
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• End of Life care at the edge of our solar system
• Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• life sucks
• Life sucks, then you die
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• The Book of Who Cares
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Police who drive over the speed limit
• career day
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Eli who is over six feet tall
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• she left her handwriting all over the calendar
• Here All Alone in Silence
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I have spent all night paging you
• You've lost all your dreams
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• After the flood all the colors came out
• All That She Wants
• all smiles and mariachi
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• All Things Kink
• all those days are gone
• pull out all the stops
• That's All Folks
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Cover all the bases
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Styrofoam Boots/It's All Nice On Ice
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• One letter can make all the difference
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• The Winner Takes It All
• I don't remember all that much
• All That's Not Love...
• abandon all hope (user)
• Jesus is all I need
• To the Jews of All Countries
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• This Vehicle Stops At All RR Crossings
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• All Thing
• All the fairies have gone
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• All of Me
• don't spend it all in one place
• All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Party all the time
• All roads lead to Rome
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• The Burdens Of All
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• make all
• All's Fair in Love and War
• Fuck them all but the six
• All About Nothing
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• I knew it all along...
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• We are using the machines to steal it all back again
• All ye Joyful
• Church of All Worlds
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• Goodbye to All That
• All Things Must Pass
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Bring It All Back
• All About My Mother
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away shirt
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks

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