Findings:

• wearing
• Wearing the reminders of past dates like cheap jewelry
• Drinking carbonated beverages whilst wearing eye glasses
• wearing buttons is not enough
• Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
• Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• Mommy, this lady's wearing Skechers!
• One Proud Watertower Wearing Lipstick
• Child suspended for wearing Pepsi shirt on Coke Day
• Just wearing black won't take care of that
• River Wearing Children's Limbs
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Young, lovely, and wearing my towel
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• wearing a corset
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Wearing white shoes after Labor Day
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• How to create cleavage when wearing drag
• Wearing his fabrics
• wearing a green turban
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• Why wearing cologne or perfume is bad for your future children
• Wearing my boyfriend's shirt
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Wearing the right bra for your shirt
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• boys wearing bras
• hold the mayo... in your purse while wearing all black and a ski mask
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• My voice is wearing boots and marching.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• wearing sun glasses in the rain
• taking pictures in the snow wearing a bikini is the new thing
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• The dangers of wearing 'painted on jeans'
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Wearing the Cape
• People are not wearing enough hats
• Wearing a blouse to bed
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• The doctor said his patience is wearing thin, and his patients are getting fat
• John is Wearing a Nightie Magazine
• What Were You Wearing, How Were You Dressed
• he who (user)
• The Who
• Who's Next
• But who codes the coders?
• Doctor Who
• Dr Who
• Who's There?
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• The Knights Who say Ni!
• who
• Know your pets
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Dead links in writeups
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Taking things at surface value
• Who is the third who walks always beside you?
• cat haters
• Musicians who played Birdland
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• Who Framed Roger Rabbit
• The Guess Who
• Kids who walk in the middle of the road
• The Man Who Sold the World
• Who's The Boss?
• Who's Who
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Who am I?
• Dr. Who
• Who shall we eat?
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Who makes God's rules?
• Horton Hears a Who
• Music journalists who write books
• Who you really are
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• those valiant men who saved New Orleans
• The girl you fell in love with
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• That punker chick who saved my life
• Who wears the pants
• Friends who fuck
• Women who purr
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• Who's on first?
• who's
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• Who died here?
• Who you are
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• God helps those who help themselves
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• Who hurt you?
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Who is yours?
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• play dumb
• Who's in the bathroom?
• Who shaves the barber?
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• People who don't smoke will never die
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• Who owns our writeups?
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• The Man who Sold the Moon
• Bicyclists who ride the wrong way on a one-way street
• Who's the neatest?
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• Who watches the watchmen?
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• Judging women by their books
• Who wrote Shakespeare?
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• Who's your deity?
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Who made the first bread?
• Those who study philosophy
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• who are you,little i
• She Who Is
• Guys who wear skirts
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• old chestnut: who paid for the beers?
• answer: who paid for the beers?
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• A pansy who lived in Khartoum
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Surah 37 Those Who Set the Ranks
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Some of your peers who seem happy, popular, and self-confident are miserable
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied

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