Findings:

• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• The man who can fix anything
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• Who can know it?
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
• never know who told it best
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• for now this is the best that can be done
• best users (usergroup)
• Best viewed with any browser
• Best Buy
• best
• Best friend
• Best Of, Volume 1
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Milwaukee's Best
• Best of the Best
• At least you tried your best
• Best way to a man's heart
• best boy
• on my best days
• Man's best friend
• The best teacher I ever had
• The best sky
• The best kind of tree
• Revenge is a dish best served cold
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Best Brains
• the best things in life are free
• Hope for the best
• The best drugs are taken through the eyes
• best interest
• Falling in love with your best friend
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
• Best Light
• What Germans do best
• Rage: world's best premium lightweight filler
• Some of my best friends are
• bilby
• Blaine
• my best Patrick
• What is best in life?
• The Best Thing in the World
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• the best look of lipstick
• Best Seller List
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• Best War on Drugs commercials
• Best Bit EP
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• The best Linux distribution
• The best revenge
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Pete Best
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• Balanced honesty is the best policy
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• sometimes a lie is the best thing
• Year's Best SF, ed. David G. Hartwell
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• Honesty is not the best policy. It is the only policy.
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The best time of day to node for maximum XP
• Sometimes the best defense is a good offense
• Best Time
• The best line I ever used
• The best thing since sliced bread
• How to find your new best friend
• best buddies
• Best Customer
• My best friend, Josh
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
• The best interview advice I received
• Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
• best friends
• The Best Little Girl in the World
• Some of my best friends are...
• Best Actor
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• The best places to get your books
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• The Next Best Thing
• Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
• Made from the best stuff on earth
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Eggland's Best
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• How to get the best value for your tax dollar
• The Best Feeling Ever
• My best dead friend
• Parking warning
• Imports are never the best
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• laughter is the best medicine
• Best of the Beast
• Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Live Era '87-'93
• Amateurs make the best techno
• the best teachers assume nothing
• Canada's newest and best referendum idea
• The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
• How do we find the very best clock?
• Honesty is the best policy.
• Buckley's Best Bitter
• Best spot to view the moon
• The Best of Everything
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• best practice
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Sex with your best friend
• Honest people are the best liars.
• best bit
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• The best comeback ever
• Best of the Best (user)
• Seattle's Best Coffee
• The Best Meal in Beijing
• best glide
• Worst of the Best
• A Boy's Best Friend
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• Best of Jools Holland
• Memory is best served when chilled
• The Best Man's Speech At Dizzy and Katyana's Wedding
• within this robot, your best poetry
• America's Best Comics
• Best Death Ever
• When to purchase fresh vegetables
• Best Practices in Literacy Instruction
• How I invented the best way to trim toenails
• Best in Show
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• the best damned story ever written
• Brainy people make the best friends
• The last (and best) day of high school
• The 70's Are Best Forgotten
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• Looking For... The Best of David Hasselhoff
• These are some of the best nights of my life
• The Best and the Brightest
• Everything's Best Writeups (superdoc)
• Best Western
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Moms make the best lunches
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• The best women's room in the Boston area
• Hunger is the best spice
• Best Practices in C/C++ Coding
• Best of Breed
• My gay best friend
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• The Best Scones
• The Best Air Guitar Album in the World...Ever
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• Everything's Best Users XML Ticker (ticker)
• best (user)
• best man's speech
• best man
• Baltimore has the best storms
• Best college admission essays
• Best friends, for awhile
• The Best of James
• Radio Four is the best cure for insomnia
• The best conversations take place in bed

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