Findings:
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Judging women by their books
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- People who carp about their jobs
- When each had their own personal anthem
- When your mind races, who wins?
- who vs. whom
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Ear plugs
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- Dead links in writeups
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- He who has ears, let him hear
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Capitalize, please
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Know your pets
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- when the butterflies scream
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
- I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Who what when where why & how
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- When poets scream
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
- Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
- somewhere, when I realize who I am
- i only knew when silence screamed
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- How to scream when no one is looking
- ear buds
- virgin ears
- diminishing returns for the ears and soul
- Eared
- Lion's ear
- cat ears
- stand you on your ear
- What's dumber than a cigarette in your ear?
- ears with feet
- ear seeker
- ear infection
- tree ear mushroom
- Why Mosquitoes Buzz in People's Ears
- War of Jenkins' Ear
- ear bones
- elephant ears
- ear piercing
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- Why we have two ears
- Listening with more than your ears
- play it by ear
- How to pierce your own ears
- itchy ear
- ear wallpaper
- The Walls have Ears
- If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
- tufted ears
- Flop Eared Mule
- inner ear
- Cleaning your ears
- ear syringe
- ear scope
- How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
- String of Ears
- ear candle
- hold the carabao's ear
- drawn to the ones who aren't afraid
- ear trumpet
- Cheers, big ears
- swimmer's ear
- Vaccines for ear infections
- Wet behind the ears
- Stingray's Ear (user)
- Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
- Third Ear
- Ear and Mouth
- pig's ear
- With my head underwater, heart beating in my ears
- a hot molasses tongue in the ear of reason!
- Bartender's ear
- The Ear, The Eye, And The Arm
- The Noise In My Ears
- The Quiet Drumming on the Ears
- Prescription Medications: the ear, nose and throat
- don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
- Spock Ears
- Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
- I needed clever hands, an ear to whisper into
- Big Ears (user)
- Middle ear
- the ocean in my ears
- Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- The Rabbit with Big Ears
- I whisper into the ears of Fate. Suggestions, taunts; course corrections.
- Ear canal
- a grenade's hot breath in my ear
- The girl with the red pencil behind one ear
- rabbit ear
- Fellow Noders, Lend Me Your Ears
- Hush Corner: The Torrent, Softly on the Ears
- Let Me Whisper In Your Ear
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- gonna walk around (user)
- I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
- This one's gonna bruise
- A Change Is Gonna Come
- You're Gonna Get Yours
- Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
- Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- Screw diapers, your kids are gonna need tire swings and bananas, Monkey Boy
- We gonna party like it's 1999 (e2poll)
- We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
- Never Gonna Give You Up
- I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
- haters gonna hate
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- They're gonna grind you down until you're thin and tired, tired
- How you gonna keep her down on the farm
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
- You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- Mustard Plug
- plug
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