Findings:

• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Stoned music memories
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• How to "Have People"
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• People want what they cannot have
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
• Quotes from sleeping people
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Technical requests from nontechnical people
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• People have fucked up before
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• Second open letter from Saddam Hussein to the peoples of the United States
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• People who died laughing
• Famous People from Sheffield
• People just expect things from me
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
• Animals people have sex with
• Know your pets
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Using a command line
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• the dreams that should have died
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• worse things have happened to better people
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Many have died; you also will die.
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• The people from work table
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
• Joke: Rivals from Japan and Germany
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• What I have learned from being fired
• Big Questions from Little People
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• From People Out on Dishes and Everything in the Ocean:
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Dead people I have known
• Type A blood
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• A joke about dealing with people
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• People shouldn't drive while crying
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Things that hang from people's mirrors
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• dy/dx
• Peter died clean
• Thai Dyed Suicide
• The Day that ______ Died
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• The day Hal died
• The day the FIAT died
• Tie dyed sunshine toilet
• The Night the Reindeer Died
• Dy
• The Night Pat Murphy Died
• The Field Where I Died
• Divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded survived
• How the music died
• Substitutes for Love III
• DYY
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• No one has died
• My mother just died
• SPI Died For Your Sins
• The day I died
• Seven mice, forced to listen to music by The Prodigy, died
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• dyed in the wool
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• My grandma died yesterday. Did she die?
• A man has died
• Many Bothans died to bring us this information
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• He Never Died
• My Thoughts Died Today
• My dad died
• George Floyd Died for Our Sin
• Jesus died cursing
• The Night the Music Died
• Everything Died on the Vine That Summer
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• Exposure
• Northern Exposure
• double exposure
• exposure index
• first exposure
• radiation exposure
• Of Gods and Men: The Exposure of Jews to Hellenism
• exposure latitude
• automatic exposure
• exposure compensation
• unsolicited exposure
• first geek exposure
• exposure value
• Northern Exposure 2: East Coast Edition
• Auto exposure bracketing
• Forced Exposure
• Southern exposure
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• while a waitress pours coffee
• Small gifts from the universe
• Awful Green Things from Outer Space
• Dav from Jordan (user)
• Tales from the Crypt
• Things we learn from movies
• And then I crawled out from under the table
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• Jose Chung's From Outer Space

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