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• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Who Will Be There
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• There will never be another you
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will be time
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• is there no one who answers the call?
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• There will be no more stories to read
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• all the cute guys will be there
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• there will be a last
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• There Will Be Blood
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• There can be only one
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Where's the kaboom?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• There's one born again every minute
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• There's no point unless you make one
• I'm Not There
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There is only one electron
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• isn't there more than one book
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Let there be another next time
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• There is only ONE God
• There is no "One", either
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Two voices are there: one is of the deep;
• None of you are there. No one is there.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Some things that fly there be
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Be there or be square
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Be a problematic duck over there
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• To Be There
• Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• I'm never getting drunk again
• There is some place I need to be
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• take the wind out of one's sails
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• There need to be more powers
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There are times when they seem to be right
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• One hour there was sunlight
• HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• There is only one season in Houston
• There was no one waiting for me...
• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• I remember, there was one
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• There Must Be Someone
• Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• There are no male cows, moron
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• The end will be a sellout
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• There could still be a reunion of The Band

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