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• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
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• How long have you been in love with her?
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• What have you been smoking?
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
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• You have been in every line I have ever read
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• I would like to have emotions
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Advice I have been given about girls
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I may or may not have been naked
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• i have been burning for so long
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• What pornos would have us believe
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Could I Have Been?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Movies that should have been books first
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• What Might Have Been
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• How to find something which has been lost
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• He's been places they have not.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Type A blood
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Actors who have played Hitler
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• You stole what they would have given you
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• AES may have been broken
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I could have been Canadian
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I could have been one of a two
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
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