Findings:

• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• like you're blind but still can see
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm OK, You're OK
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm glad you're here.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• if you're afraid, that's where you should start
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm not homophobic but...
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Being a dickhead
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Exactly Where I'm At
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I'm drowning and you're describing the water
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• Where You're At
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Grow where you're planted
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• How to be an asshole
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Christ, what an asshole.
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• butt log
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• I am but a moth before your flame
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Fell, But Tried
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• but aren't we all
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies

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