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• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• There was a land where lived no violets
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Where's the kaboom?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• This was not my going away party
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Where the stadium money came from
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• Poems from a box of tea
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• You can't get there from here
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• My cats think I'm a God
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• not running from, but going to
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• Where pot holes REALLY come from
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
• Going There
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I convert my crushes into friends, and from there to the status of Muse
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Where Are We Going? And What Are We Doing?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• from where you are
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• can you show me where this came from?
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Where are you going?
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm Going Home
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• I'm going to Disneyland
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• I'm going to the moon
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• There's Something Going On
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Going Where No Man Should Go
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 11: Where Are you Going, My Little One?
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I'm a little tea pot
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I'm From New Jersey
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Evolution of American political parties from the Revolution to the Reconstruction
• Where do we go from here?
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Where lyrics come from
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• i'm flying from a fire
• Where Did I Come From?
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Where Does Everything Come From?
• Where the heck did those Hobbits come from
• I was going to marry Marty
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• Madness drips from the walls like the wax of weeping candles, and written in the residue is the question: Where Are You Now?
• qanat get there from here
• Where's Everything going?
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Going Crazy
• There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm going to be a Dad
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• News from the Libertarian Party
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore

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