Findings:
- When you just can't win
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- When I play hide and seek, I always win
- Sports movies where the underdogs don't win in the final seconds of the game
- Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- When your mind races, who wins?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Dammit! I can't win
- I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
- How to win back your soul in hell
- Whoever Lives Wins
- I still don't even know you
- Win, Lose, or Draw
- Stoned music memories
- Charlotte Church wins Rear Of The Year
- wins above replacement
- Squatters win in Montreal
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- A simple card trick to win bets and make enemies
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
- forced win
- Winning a costume contest
- Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
- Gravity Always Wins
- Roll Up the Rim to Win
- How to Win at Nintendo Games
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Back when our blood was still warm
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- GpBCT: proof that Alice wins on an open set
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- How to win arguments
- Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- 2000 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs
- win
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- then the terrorists win
- The Sure Fire Way to Win the Lottery
- snake wins a leg
- Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
- Weighted eight ball
- Time Cube proves true, Gene Ray wins Nobel Prize for physics
- He'd been to college and wanted to win an argument.
- win maw (user)
- Winn's Common
- For The Win
- The aftermath of gender relations after a Trump win
- you wont win (user)
- winn (user)
- Winning a prize from a UFO Catcher
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- People don't flail when they die
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- When the Monkey Stood Still
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- Punch the monkey and win $20
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- Who Dares Wins
- The Scarecrow Wins the Fight
- win win
- I win. You lose.
- Thou Shalt Win at All Costs
- Winning back your girlfriend
- How to win the gold and make a baby cry
- The Most Expensively-Catered Bar Mitzvah Spread Wins
- When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
- The house always wins
- Bryon Winn
- Ne Win
- We will fight and I will win
- Win, place or show
- Let the Wookiee win
- Win Shares
- You Win Sum You Lose Sum
- D.A. wins the election...
- wins (user)
- Fat kids always win at see-saw
- You Win Again
- You'll never win anything with kids
- The Mountains Win Again
- Does God care who wins?
- You Can't Win
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- stanley win (user)
- In the war between information and poetry, poetry always wins.
- Your last chance to win is in the scoring
- No Win, No Fee
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
- who could win a rabbit
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- Wooing the bride and kissing her passionately to win a dare
- How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
- Evil always wins
- Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
- How to win a hot dog eating contest
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- Don't lick stuff when it's cold
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Vegetables don't come when you call
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- When Pride Still Mattered
- Eye contact at a distance
- Back when grunge was still cool
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- big win
- Win Ben Stein's Money
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- win big
- "It takes people to win," says obscenely wealthy CEO
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on the complement of an open dense set
- WINS
- To see the world, to boast and to win
- suitable win
- Where two fight, third one wins
- Microsoft wins award for garbage
- Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
- Many will enter, few will win
- Win Key
- WINS versus DNS
- Win At All Costs
- Winn Dixie
- How to win a race
- The doctors are confident the pills will always win
- How to always win at 3D Tic-Tac-Toe
- slow and steady wins the race
- You win some, you lose some
- when still her eyes held water
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- Go Fight Win!
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- He who dies with the most toys wins
- vulture win
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- win (user)
- How to win a knife fight
- The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
- Winning a Guess-Your-Age contest
- We win the game, it's in the book
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