Findings:

• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• You know you're blacked out when...
• Advice I have been given about girls
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• I'll explain it when you're older
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When the girl is the mission
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Fringe podcasts have the answers you're looking for
• I have weighed the cost benefits and walked away.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When you're alone
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• When you're home alone
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• You're never around when I need you
• You know you're in the SCA when
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• When you're dead, you're dead
• You're such a pretty girl
• you're such a girl
• Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• I have a crush on a girl in France
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• When You're Evil
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Time flies when you're having fun
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Sussex girls have the longest legs
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• How to create cleavage when wearing drag
• When I left my girl
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Swing when you're winning
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Sing when you're winning
• You're pretty when you cry
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• When living we have need of Death
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Only when you're older
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• when all the white horses have broken free
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• When you know things are just meant to be
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• When I have female children
• Stoned music memories
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• You know you're a geek when...
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When should a firm stop production?
• Girl from Mars
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• The Girl, The Gold Watch, and Everything
• When I Was a Lad
• Little red raver girl
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Prophecy Girl
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• Miracle Girls
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• The Story Girl
• When to purchase fresh vegetables
• Chiho Saito
• When The King Comes Home
• Incidents in the Life of a Slave Girl
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• What It Feels Like for a Girl
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• How to get a girl's attention
• What to do when your brakes fail
• The Match Factory Girl
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• Pretty dress, ugly girl
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Lost Boy, Lost Girl

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