Findings:

• When I hear of Schrödinger's cat I reach for my gun
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my gun
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my checkbook
• When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• When You Reach Me
• When good cats go bald
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• only when you cannot hear
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• When cats rub you
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Level 2
• Why I cry when I hear
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• When I Paint My Masterpiece
• When frogs go bad
• Only When I Lose Myself
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• When the dragon is slain
• A poem for when I loved him
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• Silence leaves when it's ready
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
• Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
• When night falls starless
• Fat Cat (user)
• The Cat and the Birds
• cool cat
• defective cat
• Nansen cuts the cat in two
• herding cats
• cat /proc/kcore > /dev/dsp0
• Cat's Diary
• Cat Trax
• Cat Women of the Moon
• Chloramphenicol acetyl transferase gene (CAT gene)
• How the Mice Bury the Cat
• Cat 7
• Cat Silver (user)
• The Cat in the Tin Foil Hat
• A cat called Manchester
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• smoking gun
• jump the gun
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Gluon Gun
• Gun Nut Dad
• Freedom is under threat from guns, abortions and children's television
• Gun Control in Australia
• Elf with a Gun
• Ray gunn (user)
• Diplomats With Guns
• Buying a gun
• To hear her sing
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• Reach
• When lovely woman stoops to folly
• When The Tigers Broke Free
• When serpents bargain for the right to squirm
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• When to Shake
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• tests are easier when you cheat
• What did you mean when you said...
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• I Love It When It Rains At Night
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• When We With Sappho
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• How to create cleavage when wearing drag
• When 'Omer Smote 'Is Bloomin' Lyre
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• When a whale dies
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• This is When it Happens
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• When I am an old woman
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• What you need, when you need it
• I remember when all this was trees
• there is a special kind of loneliness when you are not where your mind is
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• I am most faithless when I most am true.
• The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
• a real brrr cat
• Harry Cat
• Asian golden cat
• Giving Your Cat a Pill (and your little dog, too!)
• Cat Butt
• Race for the Big Cats
• Bustopher Jones: The Cat about Town
• Big Electric Cat
• Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
• My Cat, She-Ra
• The Very Lonely Cat
• Time Cat
• The Mousehole Cat
• The lyrical fires of a dexterous cat
• Just Like the Fambly Cat
• the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
• monkey gun
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• ceramic gun
• Young Guns
• Gun Fight
• Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
• The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
• The Boy who invented the Bubble Gun
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Learning the ways of the gun (category)
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• we never hear them calling to us
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• When having sex in Germany
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• when fake deaf guys attack
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Useful phrases when visiting Thailand
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• When in doubt, throw it out
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• When Push Comes To Shove
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• When I made more
• When We Try Talking
• Venus, when she is the evening star
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• When silence isn't golden
• When I look at you sideways
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• when faires shoot out of my butt
• The Cat and Venus
• Andean mountain cat
• Terrible things done by geriatric cats
• China Cat Sunflower
• c.a.t (user)
• The Cat inside
• Game Cat
• Cat's Meow Village
• Flame proofing your cat

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