Findings:

• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It will be good when I am leader
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I am blind when I want to be
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• When I am an old woman
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• When I am an old man
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• Who Will Be There
• Will I be given that chance?
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Carl Everett
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I look better when I am wet
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Marks which will never be broken
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• There will never be another you
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• In which the mountains are old and I am the ghost on the battlements
• The television will not be revolutionized
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I will be in my trailer!
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• When am I an adult?
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Boys will be boys
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• On the comet there will be much pie
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• The revolution will not be webcast
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• There are times when they seem to be right
• The end will be a sellout
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• All that I am and ever want to be
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The Revolution will be televised
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• The next life will be better
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• When I am King
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
• When I am stronger than now
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• Since when am I a size 6?
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• When I am dead, my dearest
• I am most faithless when I most am true.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• The revolution will not be televised
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• You will be assimilated
• i am writing a path to my true self, for when i am lost
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• node that will be my legacy
• all the cute guys will be there
• You're too young to be so old
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• There will be time
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• What life after death will really be like
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Flax seeds will save your life
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Will I cease to be
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I will always be weird inside
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I fear I will be nothing
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?

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