Findings:
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- What I want to be when I grow up
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- When you grow up, your heart dies
- When We Grow Up
- When I Grow Up
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- When Renny wakes up
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- When the Year Grows Old
- Grow up
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- It will be good when I am leader
- Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
- They grow up. No one told me.
- Boys That Will Never Grow Up
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- man when you are telling me how it was
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- When you wake up feeling old
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Shut up, Little Man!
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- I am blind when I want to be
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- Be a man
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
- The Man Who Would Be King
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- kids grow up too fast
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- junior grows up (user)
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- Man Up
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- When he became an old man
- Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- dreaming up the dark man
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- When not to break up with your girlfriend
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- It is as when a man wants,
- Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
- When I am an old man
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- When smoke stood up from Ludlow
- When desperate static beats the silence up
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
- Her hair, tangled
- I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- What do you see when you look up?
- Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- There are times when they seem to be right
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- A Man Needs To be Told
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- Be your own man
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
- Could man be drunk for ever
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- When shall I be free?
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Will my children grow up without Popeye?
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- jr grows up (user)
- Pollyanna Grows Up
- let me grow up
- your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- The man who refused to be King
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- When a Man Loves a Woman
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
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