Findings:

• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• When the foeman bares his steel
• His face when she fell
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Answering Questions About Your Employment at the NSA
• Verifying Your Employment at the NSA
• full employment
• Former marijuana smuggler seeks gainful employment
• Employment Contract: Intellectual Property
• Employment Act of 1946
• Employment Division v. Smith
• Lifetime employment in Japan
• Employment Relations Act 1999
• Employment Protection Act 1975
• Recent changes in service sector employment in the UK
• Age Discrimination in Employment Act
• employment rejection
• Answering Questions About Your Employment at the Copa Cabana
• Employment Anti-Discrimination Rights Once Again Denied To Assholes
• Employment Tribunal
• I hate your face, that's why: A guide to at-will employment and dismissal policies
• engaged
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Fourteen Precepts for Engaged Buddhism
• Engaged Buddhism
• Felon (user)
• Felon
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• his
• The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
• Picked his bones in whispers
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• His hips know the original dance
• A Boy and His Dog
• On His Blindness
• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
• The General in his Labyrinth
• Spinning in his grave
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• de Molay recanted his confession
• too big for his britches
• His girlfriend
• The Fisherman and His Nets
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Atom and His Package
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• His Name Is Alive
• The Eagle and His Captor
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Brazier and His Dog
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Man and His Wife
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• His Royal Highness
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• Pascal on his deathbed
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• To His Coy Mistress
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Let the earth hear his voice
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• how Wiener found his way home
• If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
• An Irish Airman foresees his Death
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• Innocent contact with his flesh
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• Johnny Got His Gun
• Von Kempelen and his Discovery
• The Fisherman and his Soul
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
• Toward his impossible light
• God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
• His 'N' Hers
• My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
• Bless his Heart
• The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
• the moile with the clocks in his window
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• When in doubt, shoot the wizard
• Kissing a man all over his face
• up his own arse
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• i like his madness
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• The Fisherman and His Wife
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Zuigan calls his own master
• Saturn Devouring His Children
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• His Majesty the Scarecrow
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• And then I broke his nose
• The Colour Of His Voice
• Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
• In His Own Image
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Tucker: The Man And His Dream
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• I saw his round mouth's crimson
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• Valediction to His Book
• trumpet of his rump
• The Horse and His Boy
• In the Springtime of His Voodoo
• Eli Whitney and his Patent
• Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
• The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
• Their feet grow dark with his blood
• Forgetting his life away
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• I went to visit his grave
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• His Flames Are Joys
• And in His Brave Court
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• his throbbing manhood
• His chocolate stained lips
• and then his words silenced my noisy thought
• The Little Boy and his Dogs
• To Each His Own
• Sokath, his eyes uncovered
• I cried in his arms
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Requiem for What's His Name
• lawnjart spills his guts to the press
• His Toniness
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• drop a piano on his head
• Tolkien Spinning in His Grave
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• His Desire
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert

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