Findings:

• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• I'm not that kinda girl
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• The city knows I'm leaving
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I,m your Buttocks (user)
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• why I'm difficult
• responsible
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• So. Central Rain
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• i'm everything (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i'm used to it
• I'm fine no really
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• Vicar or Whatever (document)
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• the words I'm after
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I swear I'm not crazy
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• I'm not a Romeo. I'm a Hamlet.
• as long as I'm breathing, it's not over
• Heil Honey, I'm Home!
• Whatever is loved is beautiful
• whatever gets you there
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm just a bill
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• I'm a programmer (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Im No Writer (user)
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Damn it, I'm a Superhero!
• now I'm down in it
• I'm a glutton with a hollow leg
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Whatever floats your boat
• Whatever is, is right
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• i'm just a girl
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• im in your pants (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• As i'm (user)
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm Bob the Builder, in my tractor
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• keep an eye on things while i'm gone
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• The Extroverted Feeler and responsible behavior
• Whatever turns you on
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm scared
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm Down
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I'm flier than a seagull
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• i'm here. are you here?
• Whatever happened to the Burger King?
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• I'm pinching your face!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• It's late, and I'm tired
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm running away to Alaska
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.

If you Log in you could create a "Whatever it is, I'm not responsible" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.