Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "What would we have done and said differently if we hadn't been so goddamn lonely?"

• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Front porch, what should have been said
• i have been burning for so long
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• The way things have always been done
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Names have been changed
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• What have you been smoking?
• I have lost many things, so many
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• What pornos would have us believe
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I may or may not have been naked
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Could I Have Been?
• So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Movies that should have been books first
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• What Might Have Been
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• What have you done for me lately?
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I used to have so many dreams
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• So you don't have to
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I would like to have emotions
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Why are you so goddamn cranky?
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• How long have you been in love with her?
• you have never been safe
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have just been shot
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• AES may have been broken
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I could have been Canadian
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Have you been a dad today?
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• He's been places they have not.
• I could have been one of a two
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Easier said than done
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• easier done than said
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
• Things Done Differently
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• been there, done that
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• These papers do not show what I have done
• Ghosts must have done it!
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed

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