Findings:

• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• It is just a face. It tells them nothing
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Tell them I hate them!
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Tell Them
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I will ask them all their dreams
• what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• How to tell if it will fit around the corner
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Time will tell
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Stefan Tell
• tell
• US Policy on the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty
• William Tell
• tell it to Sweeney
• tell your friends
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Tell me a story about trains
• show and tell
• How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
• Tell me a story about rains
• To Tell the Truth
• Tell it all
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• My first comet
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Sore throat cure
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Tell me about your secret places
• It's much easier to tell the truth
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Go Tell It on the Mountain
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Dead Men Tell No Tales
• How to tell where you are in Manhattan
• tell me the truth
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Don't ask don't tell
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All
• Though you can tell me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• Don't tell me everything
• Tell me another lie
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
• How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
• How to tell if you are stoned or not
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Being a dickhead
• Why tell me that?
• How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
• Churches that tell you how to live
• Tell me about your faith
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• How to tell if you need new tires
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• Anguish Languish Furry Tells
• Anguish Languish Fey-Mouse Tells
• Tell Me What
• Wilhelm Tell
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Tell Stacey I love her
• Spotting a fake note in the UK
• you never can tell with bees
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Collision avoidance technique
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
• How to tell your social class by the location of your name
• How to tell if a girl's interested in you
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I only am escaped alone to tell thee: McVeigh, Denial, and the Death Penalty
• The Library Book
• Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• How to tell the difference between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Laws Tell Stories
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• Go Tell the Spartans
• It's not the words you write, it's the story you tell
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• How to tell if your fruit is ripe
• Tell Laura I love her
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Art is the lie that tells the truth
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Tell Mama
• Bobby's Maturation in "Show and Tell"
• I Want to Tell You
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• Every Picture Tells a Story
• What I tell you three times is true
• Tell Brak
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me what to dream
• Don't Tell a Soul
• Tell me something good
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• old books can tell more than one story
• Lies we tell teenagers

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