Findings:

• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• When We Grow Up
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• It will be good when I am leader
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When I Grow Up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• You will be assimilated
• Carl Everett
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• I will always be in the details
• On the comet there will be much pie
• The revolution will not be televised
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Will I cease to be
• There Will Be Blood
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I fear I will be nothing
• The television will not be revolutionized
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• There will never be another you
• The Revolution will be televised
• There are times when they seem to be right
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Someday, I will be strong
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• there will be a last
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• There will be no more stories to read
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• There will be time
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I will always be weird inside
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• The end will be a sellout
• Who Will Be There
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Boys will be boys
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Marks which will never be broken
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I will be in my trailer!
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• The next life will be better
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• When shall I be free?
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Everything will be alright
• They will not be named!
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I will be light
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• This love will be your downfall.
• It will never be just you
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I will be your young sinner
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Will I be given that chance?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• The revolution will not be webcast
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I am blind when I want to be
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• If it be your will
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?

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