Findings:

• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Do What You Will
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• What to do when your brakes fail
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Card counter
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Do what you will. I will
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• What to do when your husband comes home
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• I will do science to it
• What do you see when you look up?
• Things that you will do in an emergency situation
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• So when you log in to E2… (e2poll)
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• It will be good when I am leader
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• When will I see you again?
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• will you take me with you when you go?
• when you go, i will go
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• Where I go when I masturbate
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• Let Your Liver Do the Walking: An E2 Boston Hangover in the Works
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Things to do when technology gets here
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• What to do if E2 goes down (superdoc)
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• How do you access E2? (e2poll)
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• will do (user)
• If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• what desire will make foolish people do
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• When users of E2 meet each other (e2poll)
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• I know when the world will end
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
• DOS
• Do your homework.
• Do the math
• What Would Jesus Do?
• Do or do not, there is no try
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Do I dare to eat a peach?
• What do you want to see happen?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do a crouch

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