Findings:

• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• You have far too much time on your hands
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• I have too much to say
• Do what you have to do
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• What do I have of my mother's?
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• I think I think too much
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• Too Much Coffee Man
• Effects of too much Angband
• Obsession hurt too much
• Too Much Joy
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• I can do much better than this
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• i love your mom very much yes i do
• Why do children have to die?
• You, standing
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Too much school makes us crack
• Too much spring
• Laughing Too Much (user)
• Too much bandwidth
• When words mean too much
• think too much (user)
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• The tattoo phenomenon
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• How much cash do you keep at home? (e2poll)
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• we have a lot of work to do
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I have too many clothes
• A reason to drink
• Men have feelings too
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• I want to put my hands there too
• too much
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Too much information
• Seeing too much blue
• Can I masturbate too much?
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You take up too much space
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• The World is too much with us
• My man loves action figures too much
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• No knowledge is too much to bear
• You Worry Too Much
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• How much money do you make?
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I never know what to do with my hands
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• How to tell you are too tired to do research
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Why males have nipples
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• These papers do not show what I have done
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• you don't have to do this
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I do have some things to hide
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• You have the whole world in your hands
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• My hands have lost their memory
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?

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