Findings:

• The playing of the following four songs anywhere near a pianist is prohibited
• What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Protein folding problem
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• Library books with really stupid notes in the margins
• University students can be really stupid
• Write Once, Run Anywhere
• i can't find it anywhere
• There is no friend anywhere
• Strike anywhere matches
• There is no enemy anywhere
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• No smoking anywhere on the premises except in the designated smoke shelter
• Getting a free soft drink anywhere in North America
• anywhere (user)
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• There are no whales anywhere
• Very Far Away from Anywhere Else
• tuesdays don't go anywhere (document)
• Getting a free ice cream anywhere in the UK
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• you're never anywhere i find you
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• At Home Or Abroad And Anywhere In Between
• I would recognize that face anywhere
• It takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Anywhere I Lay My Head
• The world is large and deep and full of mystery, and if I cannot see this at my feet, I cannot see it anywhere.
• Could Be Anywhere
• The Midnight Train Going Anywhere And Anywhen
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• dreaming of anywhere but here
• Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing.
• A vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Another another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• Yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• In the end, it's all the same, isn't it?
• Thin isn't in
• And yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• 10% off isn't that much ma'am
• Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
• Non-Voting isn't always Apathy
• Freedom isn't Free
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• Isn't this what your home node is for?
• Oral sex isn't sex
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• Pinky isn't the problem
• If it isn't true, it ought to be!
• That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
• Student government isn't a democracy
• It's a sword. They're not meant to be safe
• Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
• Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
• Music isn't free
• This isn't what it looks like
• Darwinism isn't a Religion
• government intervention isn't automatically a disaster
• Blue hair isn't only weird-looking; it's wrong
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• Rejection isn't so bad
• Isn't it a wonder?
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• my p166 isn't so cool anymore
• Isn't this where we came in?
• Denial isn't just a river in Egypt
• You know, life isn't so bad
• Why the GPL isn't Communist
• Why racing the elevator isn't a good idea
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• Isn't She Lovely
• Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
• This isn't fun anymore
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Life isn't a box of raisins
• This is a pleasant fiction, isn't it?
• Isn't It Grand Boys
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• What isn't taught in high school
• Christmas Isn't Safe For Animals
• Isn't Anything
• Recipes for the bachelor who isn't afraid of heart disease
• When quitting isn't quitting
• When willpower isn't enough
• This isn't Vietnam, man. This is Jazz; there are Rules.
• Hell Isn't Good
• winning isn't everything
• This isn't a fairy tale
• Why the Liberal Party of Australia both is and isn't a liberal party
• Simplicity isn't simple
• Isn't she a little young?
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• Rap isn't music
• A feminist interpretation of the Bible that isn't just a filter
• space just isn't for stars
• Middle-Earth for moviegoers: Why Elendil isn't an antibiotic
• I know why it isn't raining today.
• What poetry isn't
• This isn't counting. This is sentencing.
• the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
• Do not fight what isn't there
• "hunt and peck" isn't the only alternative to your "proper way to type" you elitist prick!
• Santa Claus isn't real! Sorry!
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• Isn't it pretty to think so.
• This isn't funny at all
• The motorcycle isn't heavy...
• Isn't it amazing how vulerable we as humans are?
• this isnt helping (user)
• Isn't this what your homenode is for? (e2poll)
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• Laughter isn't always the best medicine
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• sex isn't sexy
• Write A Poem That Isn't Shitty Quest 2010
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• love within reason, that isn't love.
• causing another person bad feelings and seeing the result isn't fun
• the dream itself isn't so terrifying
• Lakota Isn't Dead (user)
• When silence isn't golden
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Living up to your father's expectations isn't easy.
• That's the problem now, isn't it?
• Magic Isn't
• if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• Oh, bother! This is dubstep, isn't it?
• There isn't much to interpret, just the essence of man laid bare
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• That which isn't flint is tender
• isn't there more than one book
• tread fearlessly on bones, for what isn't composed of the decomposed?
• infinity isn't anything until you are among the stars searching for something you lost
• Free isn't always free
• But this isn't a Cyberpunk story
• Hell isn't not knowing where to belong. Hell is not knowing how.
• This isn't the future that science fiction promised
• Dish soap isn't body wash, grandma!
• Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• This time, this isn’t going to pass
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• near
• Candide and Martin, While Thus Reasoning with Each Other, Draw Near to the Coast of France
• Today I found a sparrow near death
• Not Too Near
• geometry, near dark
• Near Dark
• NEAR Shoemaker

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