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• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• She could be a businesswoman
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• she reads all day
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• some day we will all be gone
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• When she is talking to him
• When she died
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• All That She Wants
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• When she was bad
• She knew what she was doing
• She is all I am listening to here
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• The day she lost the light
• She could not live with or without him
• She was too beautiful to be human
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Look, she is also mostly confident front.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• lest she lose all else
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• We light candles on the day she died
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• all she ever wanted
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• And When She Sings
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• On the third day, she rose
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• She Had to Be Sure
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• All She Wanted
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• What the hell was she thinking?
• Venus, when she is the evening star
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• She spent most of the day sleeping in my shirt pocket
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• She threw out all my letters
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• His face when she fell
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• she left her handwriting all over the calendar
• Things that could be
• The Ten Commandments revised
• all limitations must be overcome
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• We could all be blind
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• The best kind of bartender
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If I could be someone
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• all those days are gone
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Be a girl for a day
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• What I want to be when I grow up
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• All Hell
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• this is where we all came to be
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• we can all just be around other people
• we can't all be rock stars
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• All Hell Broke Lucy
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• I remember when all this was trees
• We hid all day until the hunting spiders left
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• All will be well again in time
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear

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