Findings:

• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• The drummer always gets laid
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• marxists get crazy laid
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Stoned music memories
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• i have to get out
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• distance learning
• long distance
• Walking avenues of glorious distance
• Spooky action at a distance
• that distance between two heads
• distance arc
• distance swimming
• distance modulus
• nice from a distance
• The Color Of Distance
• Golf club distances
• from a distance
• Striking Distance
• distance ladder
• following distance
• The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner
• Hausdorff distance
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• stroke and distance
• hamming distance
• Distance Vector Multicast Routing Protocol
• A modern long distance relationship
• interocular distance
• long distance carrier
• Measuring distances to nearby stars
• measuring the distance to the moon
• Measuring the distance to the sun
• Cepheid distance scale
• cosmic distance scale ladder
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• walking distance
• aesthetic distance
• minimum safe distance
• A strange and beautifully distanced unity
• quantum Gromov-Hausdorff distance
• Geoff Moore and the Distance
• Manhattan distance
• Levenshtein distance
• time and distance
• Until the earth and sky met and locked the distance between them forever
• pupillary distance
• How to ride long distances in a car
• The Distance of the Moon
• The Tyranny of Distance
• unicity distance
• genetic distance
• Fencing distance
• Shortest distance from a point to a plane
• Nautical distances
• Nobody's heart bothers with such mundane things as distance
• Everything looks familiar from a distance
• The distance between us
• Hominid adaptations for distance running
• edit distance
• AT&T Long Distance
• How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
• Middle Distance
• Long Distance Call
• The average distance between consecutive prime numbers
• Inferential distance
• Chebyshev distance
• Get over it
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Get your rocks off
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• You get what you pay for
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• Get drunk on History
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Get my groove on
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I never get mail
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• Frost has traveled a thousand roads
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• 15 will get you 20
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a break
• Get a fat lip
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hit with the blocks
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!

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